The Gun Apocalypse

I'd wondered for some time what American gun nuts need all those assault rifles for. I think this guy has hit on a reasonable answer. It's a good fit with the popularity of Zombie Apocalypse scenarios.

Apocalypse broken

The LHC doesn't create a black hole, it breaks down. That's comforting.
Kein schwarzes Loch heute, der LHC ist leider kaputt. Das ist doch beruhigend.
Люди ожидали худшего, а получилось как всегда.